I have a new conspiracy theory I just made up. I am very irritated with Ted right now, and so I have asked myself, "Why would he pick Barack over Hillary?"
1. Ted Kennedy is a senator from Massachusetts (this is obvious, but Ric felt it needed to be stated).
2. Mitt Romney is a former governor of Massachusetts.
3. As the leader of Massachusetts, Mitt Romney was privy to the state's secrets.
4. He has read the classified Chappaquiddick file.
5. Conclusion? Blackmail!
6. Result? Mitt Romney/his campaign is holding this over Ted Kennedy's head, causing him to throw everyone off by endorsing Barack Obama instead of the obvious and better choice, Hillary Clinton.
No, I do not really believe this. That's why it's a conspiracy theory. A vast, right-wing conspiracy theory. ;)
