Frequently Asked Questions   

1. A/S/L?
I am Old Enough, probably Older Than You, and almost certainly Older Than You Think. I live in the Oregon section of Kalluria, and I'm pretty sure you can guess my gender.


2. Do you have a boyfriend?
I am married to my best friend. We were married on September 23, 2006.


*How is your boyfriend?
He's great, and he is my husband, not my boyfriend. I still love him and still won't leave him for you. Why is he so fascinating to y'all? Are you just talking to me to get closer to him?!


*Where is your boyfriend?
My husband is either at work or sitting nearby in the same room as me, likely listening to me read the stupid things you say and laughing. Yes, I am serious.


3. Do/will you get naked, etc. on cam?
No. Is that how you talk to strangers you meet in real life? I don't take requests, I wear what I feel like wearing, and if it's too conservative for you, you can go somewhere else.


4. Was that smile for me? Why don't you smile more? You're looking a little sad tonight.
That smile may or may not have been for you, it probably wasn't, unless you said something brilliant and witty. Otherwise, I am not smiling bc I am not laughing. Do you smile like an idiot at your computer all day long? Don't answer that.


5. No, I don't netmeet or any other private cam show. Stop asking. Watch the cam on my site or don't watch at all. And no, I don't want to see you. You're probably either: A. ugly; B. not as cool looking as you write, and your image will murder the image of you I've built in my head; C. you're doing something stupid/boring/disgusting on your cam, and I don't want to see that.


6. Did you make the site yourself?
Yes. I used Notepad, Araneae, Photoshop, and Paintshop Pro 7.


7. Is that really you? Is that your body? Are those your boobs?
Yes, it's really me, everything is real, but no, I will not wave to you or any other puppet nonsense to prove it to you. Wtf?


8. Where do you live?
West Coast, USA.

So what part of Cali are you in?
I'm not.

Huh? Oh, Seattle then.
No.

Well, it has to be one of those.
No, it doesn't. You are quickly revealing your geographic ignorance.


9. Why "Damaged?"

"Damaged" is the name of a song by Plumb, to which I was performing a choreography when I made the site, and it just seemed to fit.


10. How much money do you make from this site?
Zilch. Zero. Nada.


11. Gosh, you're cute.
Just what a grown woman longs to hear. I am cute, like puppies, babies, care bears.... Is your vocabulary that limited or am I actually so much warm fuzziness?


12. What's such a lovely young lady doing at home on a [day that ends in Y]?
Why are you home? I've either already gone out and come home, am going out later, or am not going out at all. If I'm not going out, it's probably because a) the nightlife sucks around here, b) I'm tired because I probably had dance class/rehearsal already, or c) I'm an antisocial misfit waiting to chat with other losers like yourself. :-D


13. Are you in school?
No. I graduated in 2001 with a Bachelor's of Science in Sociology. I am an alumna member of my sorority. I would like to go to grad school one day and get a Master's in Sociology.


14. What do you do?
I owned a small business until quite recently and am currently a professional dancer with a local dance company. I rehearse and take dance classes almost every day.


15. You have issues.
Your perspicacity astonishes me.



Anything else? Ask away: Tara.